Don't Be a Leader...

Be a follower!

I want to direct your attention to the column on the left, humbly entitled "all the cool kids are doing it."

It is my new obsession. I check my blog many times a day to see who's reading and if I know them and how they found me. It's pretty fun and satisfying, and I appreciate everyone who has become a follower.

You're truly making me want to WRITE!

And all I ever really want is an audience. I mean, in May, I'll have two degrees in theatre, for God's sake.

Attention, Everyone Else, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BECOME A FOLLOWER! DO IT!

As a reward, you will be provided with tales from yours truly, ranging from slightly-amusing to hilarious to mortifying.

Thank you.