It has been a ROUGH couple of weeks at work, and I can't figure out if it's this endless winter, something in the water, or the kids being the squirreliest ever, but we were all totally wiped out by the end of this week.
And it's not even crunch-event-prepping time yet. Yikes.
Colleague A, to an 8-year-old: LEROY! Why do you have a basketball out of the gym?...Why do you have an 87-year-old man's name?
Teen boy, to me: I was just talking about you!
Me: You were?
Teen: Yeah, about your mad typing skills.
Colleague B, as I tested her on vocabulary words for an exam: You know why "delude" confuses me? Because I think of deluding water.
Me: That's "dilute."
Colleague B, laughing: You're right!
Colleague A, wearing a 9-year-old girl's headband: I'm prettier than you.
Girl: You have a beard, dawg.
9-year-old boy: I hate my bathroom life.
Stuff I found while looking around
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