All I can say is that I can't believe it is almost November.
13 year old girl, on getting her period: I was so excited but now I am ready for menopause.
16 year old boy, while I was discussing a young woman playing Tinkerbell in her school play: Can I be Peter Pan cuz I'm fly.
Me, while drawing a heart on my colleague's arm: Can you tell what I'm drawing?
Colleague: I hope it's not a dick.
13 year old girl, singing: Do what you want, what you want with my body...do what you want, what you want with my nostrils!
Me, to 7 year old boy: Can we be friends?
Boy: That depends.
Me: On what?
Boy: On a doughnut. And a pet dog.
Me: If I give you a doughnut and a pet dog, we'll be friends?
Boy: Very good friends!
The napping house
9 hours ago