What can I tell you?
Days are long. Kids are hilarious.
Colleague A, regarding his crowded program space: I feel like I'm in the womb. With 125 siblings.
Colleague B, to me: All of my friends have seen your Dubsmashes. I have three friends.
Me, to a room of young teens: I'm running to the restroom. Don't kill each other.
13 year old girl: No promises.
13 year old girl, in an exercise where she was creating a life timeline: I'm gonna get divorced at 56.
Colleague C: I love cotton candy. It's like eating a cloud.
Me, to a 7 year old girl missing her two front teeth: You lost some teeth?
Girl: They're coming in September.
Me: You ordered them online?
9 year old boy: I can sniff better than any dog.
Colleague B: I'm bringing [Colleague D] a bagel...she's Jewish.
Me, to an 11 year old boy jumping around the room: You'll crack your face open!
Boy: I need a new face!
7 year old girl, reading "Rule #1": Rule hashtag 1.
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