I am a Pop Culture Genius, Vol. I

This is an experimental new "column" of my blog, dedicated to...everyone I ever recognize from other things in pop culture.

For example, last night I was watching an episode of Full House (don't ask, my roommate is obsessed). The one where we suddenly discover...after 6 seasons...that Jesse never graduated from high school. (How did no one know this? He lives with his wife, his brother-in-law and like 800 other people, and he had never spoken about high school or not graduating to any of them?) After apologizing to his infant sons about it and talking to Aunt Becky, Jesse ultimately decides to return to school and finish the English class he needs to graduate. Sitting behind him in that class was this guy.

I am a pop culture genius and recognized him as Selena's brother, from this movie.

I also learned a valuable lesson from DJ last night. People who are smart finish what they start. Stay in school.

More examples to come. Get excited.