Here are some of my recent "away messages":
Yermom.
"Yeah, can I take your digits." "No, not in a million years. You're nasty, please leave me alone."
Who doesn't hate stupid bitches?
Atlantic City is a wild card.
When in Rome, stop being a dick.
Inspector Gadget? I just met her.
Ewan MacGregor? I just met her.
I teetotal and ogle boys.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
1 year ago
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i think i need to use "when in rome" as my myspace headline. i almost peed my pants.
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