Overheard at Work, vol. XXXIV

Colleague: Let me know if you need me to get anything from [our partner].
Me: Oh, I'm in pretty constant touch with her.
Colleague: Whoa, Annie. Keep it in your pants.

Colleague: You should go to Strip T's (a restaurant)!
Boss: I have activity in my life. I don't need a strip tease!

Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Colleague: I'll need $5 fee!
Kid: I don't have any money, but I can give you booty!
Colleague: What?
Kid: I can rip off my booty and give it to you!

Colleague: I organized my under areas. Wait, that's not right!