You Can't Argue with That

1 male and 1 female speaker. They too are walking…wherever.

X: don’t look at me like that.
O: like what?
X: like you want to kiss me. i don’t feel like being kissed right now.
O: i wasn’t.
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X: like that. that face right there. take that face off.
O: or what?
X: or i’ll scream.
O: but there’s no one here to hear you!
X: you’re here!
O: yes.
i am.
(his point is made and X is speechless.)

They exit.