Spring season is winding down swiftly!
Work has been much quieter since the fundraiser came and went. But, somehow, the quotes aren't coming fast and furious, so I collected a few over a couple weeks this time.
While discussing Lady Gaga's performance artistry:
Me: And she can really sing. Did you know she's only 23?
Colleague: She seems to have her stuff together. I mean, look at...Jewish overdose girl.
Me: ...Amy Winehouse?
Discussing dinner at Boloco (a wrap/burrito place):
Me: I bet you got the Mexicana, or whatever it's called.
Colleague: Is that a comment at my taste in women?
Me: That sounds like a euphemism.
Colleague: Did you bring your THEE-ORUS today?
Me: THEEORUS?
Colleague: That's how I pronounce it!
9 year old: You smell funny.
Me: Do I smell bad?
Him: You smell like...the world.
13 year old, as I came down the stairs: You look like a goddess!
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
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