This Cracks Me Up

me: guess what i bought today

C: shoes

me: no
COLD

C: Barrettes

me: LOL--warmer

C: a yamulka

me: COLD

C: a kufi

me: what the hell is that?
no
cold

C: an african yamulka

me: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
no

C: a Latrell Sprewell Jersey

me: what?!
no
cold

C: a silicone bread pan

me: cold

C: a dartboard

me: cold
the hats were warmer

C: a 6 month subscription to "Outdoor" Magazine

me: LOLLLLLLLLL
cold

C: this is tough
oh
I got it
sailboat

me: COLD
this is hilarious

C: 3 ace bandages

me: cold

C: a handball

me: cold

C: A Sondheim songbook

me: cold

C: edible finger paint

me: yum
cold
isn't that just pudding?

C: a pocket size periodic table of elements
no
it's fingerpaint

me: COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

C: that's not dangerous to eat

me: i'll give you a hint

C: ok
but I don't think I need it
I feel close

me: ok

C: a bonnet

me: warmer but cold

C: a cowl

me: cold
but about as warm as a bonnet

C: earth, wind, and fire's greatest hits

me: COLD
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

C: brass knuckles

me: i wish
cold

C: frozen cod

me: hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no

C: the url anniekee.edu

me: AWESOME
no

C: pliers

me: no

C: A bible

me: no

C: a painting of Chewbacca on a giant squirrel killing Nazis

me: YES!

C: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/7/27/17/chewbacca-on-a-giant-squirrel-fighting-nazis-1866-1280266282-39.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/chewbacca-on-a-giant-squirrel-fighting-nazis&usg=__9-frFSrR5FbKVLtdyE38aNRrp7c=&h=776&w=600&sz=335&hl=en&start=0&sig2=8GiiPk7j9Pm1FNk9unljXw&tbnid=dR0_VNtC4zlzMM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=143&ei=VP1iTPnKOoGBlAeymZyeCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchewbaca%2Bon%2Ba%2Bgiant%2Bsquirrel%2Bkilling%2Bnazis%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D937%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=149&vpy=117&dur=373&hovh=185&hovw=143&tx=134&ty=101&oei=VP1iTPnKOoGBlAeymZyeCQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

me: you guessed it!!!!!
what the fuck

C: I knew I'd get there

me: AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

C: dude
you didn't even give me a chance
I was so close

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was a good game

C: I was gonna' go
ice cream
twine
knee pads
electric toothbrush