Since last week was short due to my vacation and this week I was swamped with administrative work--we're in the middle of a big hiring process--I only have a few quotes.
One more week of summer programming before I head to Disney World with seven teenagers and, when I return, we will be prepping for fall programming.
That. Is. Bananas.
17-year-old boy, to me, after incorrectly identifying me when I snuck up behind him and covered his eyes: You smell like a Brazilian.
12-year-old girl: Imagine if a nun said to another nun, "What are you wearing tomorrow?"
Me: What are you going to do with your paycheck?
17-year-old boy: Strip club. All ones.
12-year-old girl: Ow! My blood pressure!...Who's got gas? Whoever has gas, go to the gas station!
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
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