i'm glad we agree on these things

S: i am a very patient person, but i am not cleaning up your vomit
me: um
no
unless you gave birth to him
S: EXACTLY
me: which you didn't.
although
to be fair
i've cleaned up your vomit
and i didn't give birth to you
S: true that
i would clean up yours
me: holla!
S: holla!