Summer 2015 programming ended today, in a flourish of team games, whipped cream, and friendship bracelets. It was the fastest and most grueling summer in my history there, and I am both shocked and relieved that it's over.
Me, to 7 year old boy: What was the best part of your day?
Boy: Going to the bathroom.
Me: Did you poop?
Boy: No, the best part of my day was...licking a toilet.
12 year old girl, answering "Who would play you in the movie of your life"?: Amy Schumer, Kevin Hart, or Ice Cube.
13 year old girl, to me: Did you hear that I was looking for you? It was all over the news!
7 year old girl: Everyone's hair looks nice. But some people's hair smells bad but I don't say anything about it.
Me, calling out trivia questions: What is a female adult horse called?
15 year old boy: Horsette.
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