It's been another weird month. Not overwhelmingly busy but broken up by a week in Los Angeles with family and overridden with special events and prep for summer which is only two work weeks away!
8 year old boy: I'm done with homework!
Me: Where are you going now?
10 year old boy: We have a lot of energy!
9 year old boy: STEROIDS!
10 year old girl: You went to California? Did you meet cowboy people?
18 year old girl, to her fellow (male) basketball players: Your feet don't have to stink to play ball!
Me, to a 9 year old girl: When are you going to be President?
Girl: When I'm 32.
Me, to colleague: I was definitely about to punch you in the mouth.
Colleague: You would have definitely broken your hand forever.
Teen boy: Guess whose birthday is on Sunday.
Boy: The artist, formerly known as Prince.
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