Made it through a very long March and the weather is even turning. I walked outside today with NO JACKET!
Me, to newest colleague: Do you not know all the staff?!
Colleague A: I still can't find the bathroom!
Colleague B, regarding cats: They are cold-blooded killing machines.
Colleague C: And they're fluffy.
Me, to teenage boy on the phone: Was that your mother?
Teenage boy: It was YOUR mother.
Colleague D: I feel so weird today. Weird head space, negative energy...
Me: Your aura is gray?
Colleague D: My aura is gray...Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Group of boys: ...sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes baby...
Wait, that's not right.
Good Housekeeping: Thick Thigh Battle Cry
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