This was a pretty busy week, full of meetings and workshops and interviews and special guests and visits.
And now it's suddenly Friday, and I'm kind of disoriented by it.
I literally sat at a desk today and asked one of my kids, "Wait. It IS Friday, right?" It was super confusing.
Me, entering the art room: Hello, all my friends!
Teen girl: You're not my friend...you're my sister.
Colleague A, during a staff meeting, as we discussed Halloween plans: We got a pumpkin connect?
Colleague B, trying to name Taylor Swift's new song, "Out of the Woods": What's it called? "Elbows Out"?
Me: You look like a 12 year old with your hood on.
Colleague B: I know. All you see is cheeks.
Me: You have leaves in your hair.
9 year old boy: It's chips.
Me: Rebel Wilson is her real name. And her siblings are like Liberty and Rocket or something.
13 year old girl: I'm gonna name my son...CARL!
Me: Why are you guys in here?
9 year old boy: We're MEN!
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