Four-day weekend, HERE I AM!
13-year-old, talking about cooking: I make it with my secret ingredient. Love.
Me, to a teen boy desperate for snack: Why are you so hungry?
Teen boy: Because the struggle is real.
Colleague A: I like pork in my stuffing.
[I give her the side eye.]
Colleague A: Shut up.
Colleague B, singing: Ready to rock you! Ready to rock you!
Me: ...Radioactive! Radioactive!
Colleague B: K.
Good Housekeeping: Thick Thigh Battle Cry
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