This was a rough week at work, which somehow translated into me not collecting very many quotes.
Sometimes my job is putting out fires and NOT keeping aware of the hilarity around me.
Me, re. some garlic fries: Wow! These are stinky!
Colleague: Yeah, I'm planning on losing some friends today.
Me: Who are you gonna lose? That weird kid? (names have been redacted)
Colleague: That would be awesome, but he's got the curry. It would be an aroma battle!
"There was a cute boy up there!": an 11-year-old's reasoning for running upstairs when she shouldn't have been.
(I couldn't really argue with her.)
"Those pineapple are looking at me. They want me to eat them.": a teenage boy. (I know that look.)
Me to one of my favorite kids, after I tapped him on his arm in affection and he asked why: It's out of love. I'd punch you in the face if I could!
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